I'm kind of regretting not renewing my Akabee fanclub membership, but I procrastinated till the day before the deadline then found that I'd misplaced my card and I needed the membership number on said card to renew it, so...
I found the card a few days later in a drawer. Eh.
But yeah, see the "MP3 Player" on that box?
They mean this: ↓
Yeah Akabee is fucking crazy (that's a compliment).