Amazon yet again

Amazon. Again.

I- I just-

You know what, fuck it, I don't have anything to say.

Ugh.

You pay the same (ridiculous) amount regardless of how many parts we split your order up into, they say. Oh wait, the amount is ridiculous because they split your fucking order up into a million parts.

I've said this before, but seriously, shipping on the same fucking day?

Edit (22nd November):
Yes, I'm supposed to believe that my stuff is arriving tomorrow.

Which, incidentally, is the same day that the book which shipped on the 19th and still hasn't gotten here, is supposed to arrive.

Even though they were supposed to ship it yesterday and still fucking haven't.

And they just randomly delayed another book.

Nice. Choke on a dick, assholes.

A MA ZONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

I am of course paying for shipping on each portion separately. Because that's what Amazon does.

You have no idea how hard I'm wishing the son of a bitch who came up with this system would just die.

Fuck you, Amazon.

Die.

Just fucking DIE.

What the fuck, Amazon? Redux

Why the hell do I keep putting up with this bullshit, anyway?

God.

Now, if release dates are half a month or more apart, splitting stuff up into multiple shipments is understandable. Some smaller companies will hold on to the stuff that's released earlier and ship it all together for you once the last is released, but that's up to them. It's totally understandable.

Splitting stuff up into multiple shipments when the release dates are mere days apart, though. That's kind of fucking ridiculous. Plain fucking ridiculous.

Splitting stuff up into multiple shipments when you're shipping them on the same fucking day, though.

Die.

Just fucking die.

Die now.

God, I need to find somewhere else to order books from.

Damn it, Amazon.

"Ship my stuff in as few shipments as possible (max 2)" does NOT mean "split my stuff up into five shipments, three of which each contain ONE book! Oh, and one contains two" you dumb whores.

(One more package arrived last week and so isn't in here)

Anyway, the latest batch of stuff consisted of:Yay.

What the fuck, Amazon?

Seriously, what the fuck?
Note that most of the stuff in the first shipment are in stock. They could perfectly well split the order up into two equal shipments. But no, they decide to ship me a single fucking book and wait till February to send me the rest of my stuff.

Oh, and also note the shipping date on said single fucking book. It's yesterday.