The Legend of Heroes: Trails in the Sky FC

So yeah, I heard about the English release of Sora no Kiseki some time ago and have been bothering the non-Japanese-understanding people around me about it.

Was just talking about it just a while ago, did some Googling, found this.

Oh god, please don't tell me that this description is official.

Blazers. Estel (What's wrong with Estelle?). Rebel kingdom. Opal arts. YOSHUA.

You have to be fucking kidding me, their translators 1) Can't read the FUCKING ENGLISH PLASTERED ALL OVER and 2) CAN'T TELL THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN ″ AND ° ?

Damn, it's like they got someone fluent in neither English nor Japanese to translate. Go hire some fucking fansubbers to do your translations next, why don't you? Seriously, Yoshua? That's the sort of bullshit we saw in bad low-budget RPG translations 10-15 years ago (remember "Jack Van Burace" and "Ziekfried"?).

Man, it's going to be so tough translating these names and terms to English.

Also,

>>Together with her friend Yoshua

Yeah, just a friend. Totally not anyone important at all.