Dengeki Stryker, clear

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Cleared it yesterday night, to be precise.

And started on it yesterday too.

I cleared it in one day.

On a working day.

What. The. FUCK?

Let's see, thoughts.

They have stuff all over depicting all five Strykers together, but you never fucking ever see more than two together. Ever. Because no more than three even fucking ever exist at the same time. Oh and everyone besides Zero barely did anything at all. And it's not just the Strykers, there's a whole bunch of characters who did so little they might as well not even have fucking existed. Gah.

The first route has nothing to do with anything else and might as well be a totally different game going by Mirror and all. And the ending sucked. The second route was decent but leads directly to the third which kind of ruined everything. Also fucking nothing was explained about the memory collector and the ending kind of didn't make any fucking sense because isn't Yamato (Zero) kind of the kid who made the deal to become Stryker Zero and not really a fucking comic book character? But it'd be silly to leave him behind of course because Sayaka is and the true ending in the third route takes place after her route. Conclusion? The writer fucking sucks.

Did I mention how this is full fucking price?

Fuck you.

Edit: Oh, right, more to mention.

Mirror gets kid Yamato's memories. Somehow this means he gets kid Yamato's entire personality/soul/whatever and can talk to him and shit. That makes no fucking sense.

But wait, it doesn't stop there!

Haruna (real) lost all her memories and Mirroryamato gives her all of his. Going by the above logic shouldn't that kind of make her him?

Yeah.

Edit: Wait, there's more.

Yamato (Zero) says they should keep comic book characters out of the real world and manages to get the collector to send them all back because he's the guy who made the contract in the first place (this means he's a real person and not a fucking comic character which outright contradicts how he fucking vanishes after cancelling the contract but whatever).

But wait.

Didn't Haruna (real) get her Stryker powers from a different contract?